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Apr-24th-2006 02:05 am
grargh

EVER LOOK UP AT YOUR CEILING ABOVE YOUR BED AND SEE THIS:
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DIDN'T THINK SO.

WANNA SEE WHAT THE INSIDE OF THE HOLE LOOKS LIKE?
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WANNA SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A MATTRESS?
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EVER COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE COME HOME ALL READY TO CURL UP IN YOUR NICE WARM BED AND FOUND THERE TO BE A PUDDLE ROUGHLY 3 FEET WIDE AND A FOOT AND A HALF FOOT TALL TAKING UP MORE THAN HALF OF THE WIDTH OF YOUR BED?

I'VE LOST COUNT.

I'VE EVEN LOST COUNT SINCE SEPTEMBER WHEN I BOUGHT THAT MATTRESS. SINCE MY OLD MATTRESS GOT BURIED UNDER 7 INCHES OF WATER WHEN I WAS IN MODESTO WATCHING MY SISTER HATCH OUT A BABY.

APPARENTLY, TEMPUR-PEDIC MEMORY FOAM (THE THING THAT'S BEEN HELPNG ME SLEEP SO MUCH RECENTLY?) DOESN'T WATER STAIN LIKE THE OH-SO-EVIDENTIAL MATTRESS, BUT IT'S SOAKED TOO. INFACT, I THOUGHT I'D JUST GOTTEN OFF WITH A LIGHT SPRINKLING UNTIL I PRESSED MY HAND INTO THE WET SPOT ON MY SHEETS AND REALIZED THE FOAM MATTRESS PAD WAS ALMOST GUSHING. IF YOU PUSH YOUR HAND DOWN ON THE MATTRESS ITSELF (AFTER MUCH STRIPPING OF THE BED AND SCREAMING. NOTE ALL THE PILLOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE COOL MATTRESS STAIN SHOTS), IT'S LIKE YOU WASHED YOUR HAND OR STUCK IT UNDER A WATERFALL. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING.

AND AS THE ICING ON THE CAKE, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE CEILING YOU WANT OVER YOUR  STEREO AND COMPUTER:
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DIDN'T THINK SO.

I'M SICK. I FEEL LIKE SHIT. I DECIDED TO CURL UP AND WATCHED THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE AGAIN, IN MY RELATIVELY COMFORTABLE RECLINER, WHILE THE SPACE HEATER HEATED UP MY BEDROOM (DID I MENTION MY HOUSE HAS NO HEAT?), DRINK WATER AND GET NICE AND DROWSY, THEN WHEN THE MOVIE WAS OVER, TROT MY HAPPY ASS THE TEN FEET FROM THE RECLINER TO THE BEDROOM AND CURL INTO MY NICE WARM BED AND FALL ASLEEP.

IT HAS JUST NOT BEEN MY NIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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Comments 
Apr-24th-2006 09:41 am (UTC)
argh.
Apr-24th-2006 09:42 am (UTC)
all i want to do is curl up in my bed and go to sleep.

i haven't stopped sobbing for almost an hour.
Apr-24th-2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
i'm so sorry... *hug*
Apr-24th-2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
thanks.

i know my sobbing and being over emotional about it are because i feel icky and because i haven't eaten because i feel icky, and because, dammit, i shouldn't have to deal with this and for some reason that's how it manifested.
Apr-24th-2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
i suspect if i'd had to deal with this problem as much as you've had to, i'd be sobbing and emotional over it as well.
Apr-24th-2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
i'm surprised it took me this long to throw a tantrum about it.
Apr-24th-2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
hee. i was going to say, depending on how tired i was, i might have cried over it the first time it happened.
Apr-24th-2006 10:36 am (UTC)
I have but one thing to offer:

[hugs]
Apr-24th-2006 10:38 am (UTC)
i thank you hugely for your hugs.
Apr-24th-2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
Sucktabular, to a major degree. If you need help with anything you can call on me... I'm not doing anything after work tonight.

By the way... HUG!
Apr-24th-2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
maybe. and htank you. mom's coming over after i get off work and helping me move my bed around so hopefully it'll be out of hte way (i think it's too big to get actually out of the way) and we might need help. if we do, i'll give you a call.

thanks again.
Apr-24th-2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
*hugs*

*love*

Sorry darling. that really sucks. bad.
Apr-24th-2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
thank you, hon.

the hugs are really helping.
Apr-25th-2006 12:35 am (UTC)
Oh Jesus!!! I'm sorry sweety that royally SUCKS! I know your room isn't too big but is there any way you can move the matress over? (I'm sure you already thought of that too >.>;;;) but yeah... I'm sorry and Hopefully they'll get it fixed sometime soon... THat's just rediculous!
Apr-27th-2006 08:46 pm (UTC) - Hang in there!
Sorry you're having such a crappy time, babe! Here's sending out warm and *dry* vibes in your direction! (((())))) <--- vibes

Much luv,
Celeste
Apr-27th-2006 09:14 pm (UTC) - Re: Hang in there!
thanks!
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